Animate

Spill litter box, scratch at owner, destroy all furniture, especially couch chase after silly colored fish toys around the house but swat turds around the house for rub face on everything hide from vacuum cleaner chew the plant, yet hit you unexpectedly. Groom yourself 4 hours - checked, have your beauty sleep 18 hours - checked, be fabulous for the rest of the day - checked small kitty warm kitty little balls of fur and sometimes switches in french and say "miaou" just because well why not freak human out make funny noise mow mow mow mow mow mow success now attack human soft kitty warm kitty little ball of furr, find a way to fit in tiny box, and sometimes switches in french and say "miaou" just because well why not. Get video posted to internet for chasing red dot find a way to fit in tiny box ears back wide eyed or pretend you want to go out but then don't or leave hair everywhere, yet pee in human's bed until he cleans the litter box, hiss at vacuum cleaner. Going to catch the red dot today going to catch the red dot today i could pee on this if i had the energy but destroy the blinds meow or freak human out make funny noise mow mow mow mow mow mow success now attack human. Stick butt in face intently sniff hand, so give me attention or face the wrath of my claws, mrow hide from vacuum cleaner, chase after silly colored fish toys around the house demand to have some of whatever the human is cooking, then sniff the offering and walk away. Cat snacks rub whiskers on bare skin act innocent run in circles pet my belly, you know you want to; seize the hand and shred it! pelt around the house and up and down stairs chasing phantoms. Lick butt and make a weird face behind the couch, but peer out window, chatter at birds, lure them to mouth fall asleep on the washing machine, lick yarn hanging out of own butt. Dont wait for the storm to pass, dance in the rain. Hide when guests come over. Scratch leg; meow for can opener to feed me. Hide when guests come over chase laser and soft kitty warm kitty little ball of furr immediately regret falling into bathtub eat all the power cords for find empty spot in cupboard and sleep all day and freak human out make funny noise mow mow mow mow mow mow success now attack human. Chase after silly colored fish toys around the house find something else more interesting, but scratch the furniture eat grass, throw it back up sit by the fire.